wedding disaster

He craves breasts, thighs and legs Then makes up his mind and begs Fancying the chicken broth He gladly pledges his troth There, Miss Trucy is having another peg! 🤗 Picture saved from pinterest

two k per day

Writing two k per day is not an easy feat The spirit is willing but the flesh now bleats Two legs intention Has gotten detention Hard boiled readers await on the edge of their seats

binge eating

I get out of my hovel And throw in the towel Pithy adviser None the wiser I grab cheese balls and shovel

sweet

Spin a tale Warble and wail Extempore rhyme Ethical crime Traumatized listeners travail P.S.: My experiment with poetry, sweet!

a new dawn

Poetry is new to me. Lately, I decided to try my hand at ‘Limerick’. Here’s an original one I have written: Eleven years on a downer was mehHe asked, “What about tea then, eh?”A new dawn The giant frown “Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh!” Just got to remind you that you always