ARIES 🐑No longer goes to punch anybody’s light out even for all the tea in China!
TAURUS 🐂Keeps the beady eyes on the daily hair-care routine of Rapunzel.
GEMINI 💑Sets someone’s pulse racing by talking the hind limb off a donkey.
CANCER 🦀Puts out cattle to pasture and teaches the grandmother to suck eggs.
LEO 🦁No longer throws down the gauntlet and becomes hoist by own petard.
VIRGO 🤷After sojourning two weeks in Africa, is as brown as berry and now ransacking the house for fairness solutions.
LIBRA ⚖️After the year’s rigmarole, takes the Mickey out of the colleagues with their sickening jokes.
SCORPIO 🦂Still the proud prophet of doom quietly watches things ramify in implications.
SAGITTARIUS 🏹Breaks friend’s fall while have already fallen off the wagon having their brain scrambled by vodka.
CAPRICORN 🐐Raises the bar after breaking the back of their task. Awaits the fair crack of whip.
AQUARIUS🏺Bundle friends, who josh them and call them egghead, into their station wagon and drive off the city.
PISCES 🐬Resolves to fish or cut bait rather than falling flat on both counts as well as abstain from musical jollities.
Above astrological prediction heralds The Age of 🦄..
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