I remember how you convulsed when I shook your hands with all my might.
Though, struck by a massive agastopia, you couldn’t tear your eyes off her firm, round and huge cheeks.
I’ll wagger, you yearned for them!
You watched them sway, left-right-left… until they were out of your sight.
When you came to your senses the train had left the station.
“You can’t catch the train as the fancy takes you!” Looking away in frustration I ejaculated.
You were a perfidious husband. Reconcilement was no longer an option.
The message was conveyed loud and clear…… .
The post goes to: The Daily Spur ‘Message‘, Ragtag Daily Prompt ‘Frustration‘, Fandango’s One-Word Challenge ‘Reconcile‘, Your Daily Word Prompt ‘Perfidious‘, and Word of the Day Challenge ‘Agastopia‘. Thanks, Fandango for the side-splitting humour. 😂