
Alarm’s screech reached a deafening crescendo.
After hitting the snooze button I drew the blanket over my head.
Wasting my precious life just for a lark? Hell NO!
It’s time to exert myself to catch some extra delightful, gorgeous Zs.
More determined, I instantly drifted off to sleep…
“zzzzzZZZ….”
“Ding-Dong!”
Dulcet doorbell lured me to….no packed a hefty wallop to my eardrums.
Flustered, swearing under my breath, tossing the blanket aside, drowsily, I trundled to the door.
I poked my head out of the door.
Nobody in the sight…
On turning back, my eyes fell upon the newspaper.
Hot as a blond, a damsel in distress awaiting the rescuer.
I grabbed her…delicately held her soft layers in my hands and led her inside.
Put the wood in the hole. BANG!
“TEAAAAAAAAAA…!”
I hollered quietly.